I want this hair cut. And this shirt. 

HOW AWESOME IF MY HAIRDRESSER COULD GET ME BOTH!?!?  

(Source: littlejoi)

We bought tabasco for the office, and I’m going a little mad using it to flavour everything. This morning I put it on my avocado toast (it was… ok). I’m not sure I even like Tabasco best of all the hot sauces, but the fact that it’s here, sitting on my desk, means I’m consuming huge amounts.

Soon I’ll be injecting it straight into my veins.  

My housemate hung this painting of a scary man outside my bedroom door so I gave him glasses to make him less scary. 

Nose won’t stop running. 

Yeah that’s right. 

(Source: shogunbushido)

(Source: arvidabystrom, via ceedling)

And so begins day two of trying to win Jack White tickets. 

(via imightbeasunbear)

cockandballs:

This is the best ever (via @_struct) Read the full story 

Oh god yes. 

EDIT: even more amazing when you see the name of the journalist.